hellaoptile:

you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face

(via jesussbabymomma)

  • men: women who wear makeup are just lying to us
  • men: it's 8 inches

spookyjacob:

ur not allowed to be busy youre my only friend

(via drinking)

pony